If it's Fried, and it's on Your Side, Then You Should Hide

I couldn't believe this one.  

For those of you who can't tell it's an egg purse.  A leather egg purse and hanging of the purse yeah, that's a slab o' meat also leather.  I never thought the day would arrive when wearing your food could be acceptable let alone trendy, really gives new meaning to 'protein pouch'