Oscars - Chest Dressed List

When I got a request to cover Oscar fashion I was thrilled! There are two main reasons to watch the red carpet pre show.  1) The fashion is entertaining 2) the comments made by the 'fashion police' dress judges is equally entertaining.  


SO... since this is such big event and I'm still dissecting sunday's fashion it's gonna be a two day event.  It starts today with ..'THE CHEST DRESSED LIST'


Designers are always thinking of new ways to help women look good, sleek and sexy especially as their garment is gonna appear on the red carpet.  There are many creative strategies to this like last year's Zoe Saladana

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-03-07-97514964.jpg

Maybe if we throw big bird's purple cousin at the bottom of the garment it will make her already minuscule torso appear even smaller!  


Since this direction didn't go over so well designer's this year have taken the easy way out.  Feature the boobs...

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2011/02/blanchett-oscars/cate-blanchett-2011-oscars-05.jpg

'Just in case you can't find it my chest is right inside this circle.  Inside the purple ring of intricate beading..'

http:https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH3r2xFFBXHiClwCROww5hop9BQYn-RV08P6Mn9Mkpdlr-dXKr3ev9qSWiw0NxkxLP0KsioxWkiuNp84N92FQIjhawz30MKnfasIMeHXjiX_mIkf9YYdmrhIGf-A7ot8eBKdnBxocSChX7/s400/1.Mila+Kunis+in+Elie+Saab.jpg

I'm pretty sure those purple doilies aren't as supportive as they look...and they don't look supportive.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2011/02/james-franco-anne-hathaway-oscar-crossdressers.jpg

Oh James...


Tune in tomorrow for part 2 of my oscar special!