You're Wondering Why it's Reduced?

You're cruising through the mall, taking in all that's new in the world of fashion and as you walk away from those pair of oversized pants you find yourself at the reduced table.  While your there you think, 'hey maybe something that's really in, really fabulous, and really tasteful is lying on this table...'


....HA! I must admit that it was hard to write that last bit with a straight face.  I once believed in reduced items being fashion forward but after seeing this sorrowful bunch I'm just not convinced there's any hope left.

It looks better if you tilt you're head to the left, close your right eye, squint and close your left eye.

Hey!  I know that design!
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Where else does one find a shiny vine covered sack?